F*ck-Me Pumps

Okay, so it's a crude title. I know this, but it's a saying, right? So let's go with it. Sadly, I don't own a pair of shoes that can fall under this category as I'm far too prudent to spend the kind of cash warranted for shoes that scream at passersby about their inherent sexiness. But let's pretend I can.

Sexy-ass shoes (as seen at John Galliano)
Despite all the drama surrounding John Galliano as of late, there is no denying that the man is ridiculously talented and can make the single most feminine collection during any given fashion week. That aside, the shoes shown for fall-winter were almost bondage-style (locked-up feet are are so hot, right?) I can't buy these, so pictures will suffice. Squeeee!